Zumwalt Poems Online

With apologies to Emily and the DOJ

Release the files but just in part —
Deception’s Pathway lies
Too raw for Headline’s hungry Spark
The whole would scandalize
As Cards dealt from some hidden Deck
With watching eyes confined
The Truth must flame out gradually
To hide the Guilt entwined —

–zumwalt (2025)

Updated Dump

News event:   “At least 15 files that were released by the Justice Department Friday were no longer available on the department’s website on Saturday.”
Reference: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/at-least-15-newly-released-epstein-files-have-disappeared-from-justice-departments-website/

Updated Dump

They loaded files on Friday night,
Though not the total lot;
The press was vexed by partial truths
But that is what we got.

On Saturday fifteen were gone —
One noticed from before:
A president in gilded frame —
A photo in a drawer.

What this all means to common folk
Escapes my simple mind
When wealth can build a mighty wall
That shields them from their crime —

And if a few are put in jail
That does us little good
For those that still control the wealth
Will raise the price of food.

The message here is pretty clear
And one that fits my rhyme  
That money spent judiciously
Protects —  
even the damnedest —
most despicable —
devils of our time.

— zumwalt (2025)

My apologies. I had messed up the formatting earlier. It is now corrected.

Imperfect information

Imperfect information

This 
   is 
      a sequential game
even 
when 
I 
attack  
                out 
                of 
                turn
each 
   and 
      every move
is 
   built 
      on the
      one before.

Round 
after 
round
we proudly announce
a 
  target 
                square.

Sometimes 
  we 
                hit
Sometimes 
  we 
          m  
           i
            s 
             s
But 
     never 
fail to 
                attack.


Salvo, 
       my friend
When 
       you are most 
                relaxed
and think 
       all is 
                calm waters.

As 
long as 
there 
                are ships 
       afloat
There 
will be 
                missiles 
       launched
across 
these 
       now choppy seas.

Salvo, 
       my friend
All 
       shots at once
against 
       our better 
                judgment.

As 
long as 
there 
                are missiles 
       to launch
There 
will be 
                ships 
       targeted
aggravating 
these 
       now choppy seas.


But 
once it is 
clear

there 
is some 
       chance at 
       sinking 
       even 
       one 
       ship
               We 
       pull 
back,
bend 
               the 
               rules,
               re-
               arrange 
               our 
               positions,
       midway,

put    some 
              ships
in reserve,
deny 
       any 
              cease fire
and 
              secretly 
              fill out 
our 
battle reports.


-- zumwalt (2011, modified 2025)

formaldehydration

formaldehydration

flickering, fluttering inauspicious celestial butterfly
recklessly spatters dribbling drips of darkened burgundy
over underwhelmed over-conscientious Cal Poly Pomona Green.

diamanté dimensions collide with an autumn-autumn whisper
merging the flap-flap-flap fanlight florescence with a soft gentle tap
shamefully simmering shimmy-round-sizzling shake-down capabilities.

this high-speed, high-tech, high-result diet
has made me high-strung;

it streams passing indentations of over-charged electrons and phantom fairy-tales
faster than the past registers future impressions of near-miss impacts.

I know
time
is slow.
starting off
when I
begin

finishing long after I am done.

and
truth
the crippled fugitive hiding
in
shadows of possibilities
cannot resist darting
out
for
a quick encore before the opening curtain.

Accessory Imagination
unable to ensure an icy trail
weds speed-dating,
timed-release capsules
to produce a solid business case
for planetary intimidation
but
when references are required
habitually-blinking,
surreptitiously-slinking imagination
sneaks away
like an exhausted waiter
forced to serve final meals
to a negligently unchained
food-critiquing population
desperately devouring
the final bounty of resources
one deja-vu moment
before
the impending
never-ever-ever-ending
bright-light-headlight-headache supernova drought.

— zumwalt (2011, revised 2025)

jump count

jump count

The cycle sunk
and with disaster
capsized the bounty:

a quick game played into
extra terms and over time,

a reckless plot with
some mention of revenge;
a speculative view
afforded by affronting the populace.

the spring is wound…
the sword is drawn with crayons,
and you and I are pawns
in a game of pick-em-up 52.

-Zumwalt 1973

This is from Gemini 3.0:

If Billy Collins—a two-term U.S. Poet Laureate known for accessibility, humor, and narrative clarity—submitted his best work under the name “John Doe” to a random mix of 100 literary journals today, here is the harsh statistical reality:

He would likely be rejected by 85% to 95% of them.

Here is the breakdown of why:

1. The “Aesthetic Mismatch”

Billy Collins writes “accessible” poetry. It is clear, often funny, and typically ends with a turn that invites the reader in.

  • Avant-Garde Journals: If he sent to journals like Fence, Conjunctions, or even Neologism, he would be rejected almost immediately. They would view his work as “too simple,” “too linear,” or “lacking linguistic friction.” They want puzzles; he sells clarity.
  • High-Academic Journals: Journals that favor dense, difficult, or highly allusive work (like The Kenyon Review or The Yale Review) might find his work “too light” or “too commercial” without the weight of his name attached.

2. The “Slush Pile” Reality

Most journals accept less than 1% of submissions.

  • Volume: Editors often read 50-100 poems in a sitting. If a Billy Collins poem is widely readable but doesn’t have a shocking opening line or a bizarre visual format to grab attention in separate seconds, it might be passed over for something “louder.”
  • The “Good Enough” Problem: Editors reject “publishable” work every day simply because they have 5 slots and 500 “good” poems. Without his name, his poem is just one of the 500 “good” ones fighting for space.

3. The “Sweet Spot”

He would more likely be accepted by:

The New Yorker: (10% to 15% chance of acceptance.) They publish him now, but blind? They favor a very specific, polished voice that he has perfected, so he might still crack their code, but it’s not guaranteed.

Rattle: (40% to 60% chance of acceptance.) They prioritize “accessible” and “narrative” work. He is their ideal aesthetic.

The Sun: (15% to 25% chance of acceptance.) They want emotional resonance and clarity.

Louis Armstrong and his Hot Five, Duke Ellington, and a wealth of other great music.

In 1925, recording technology continued to improve with jazz bands across the USA making their first recordings, even if it was only one double-sided 78 record.

1925 was the year Armstrong transitioned from being the greatest 1920s jazz sideman to a leader of his own group. He began the year in New York with Fletcher Henderson and ended it in Chicago recording the first “Hot Five” tracks starting in November — some of my favorite jazz recordings of all time, and generally recognized as highly treasured musical landmarks.

Other notable names made recordings this year: the trumpeter Bix Beiderbecke, Fats Waller, Duke Ellington with his group The Washingtonians, Bessie Smith, and Ethel Waters. The sides they recorded are still musical gems a hundred years later.

Lesser names recorded, of course. Some had big hits, including Ben Bernie and His Hotel Roosevelt Orchestra’s original hit recording of “Sweet Georgia Brown” and Paul Whiteman’s symphonic jazz version of James P. Johnson’s “Charleston,” which became a popular representation of the vitality and character of the “Roaring Twenties.”

There were many lesser names with less known recordings that are worth checking out including the Original Crescent City Jazzers recording “Christine” and The Halfway House Orchestra’s “Pussy Cat Rag.” Yes, we still had rags being featured in both jazz and in written concert hall music, but ragtime was now a historical style, and most pieces titled rags in 1925 were jazz and not ragtime.

1925 was a diverse and productive year for concert hall music including George Gershwin‘s Piano Concerto in F, Edgard Varèse‘s Intégrales ,and Alban Berg‘s masterpiece, the opera Wozzeck.

Even rock fans will find 1925 abundant with gems that they would likely appreciate: “Cow Cow Blues” by Dora Carr and Cow Cow Davenport which is a blues recording enlivened with early elements of boogie woogie as well as Blind Lemon Jeffersons first recordings including “Black Horse Blues.” At the same time, many recordings of “pre-bluegrass” and “pre-country” music were recorded including Charlie Poole’s unrelenting, banjo-driven “Don’t Let Your Deal Go Down Blues” with traditional fiddle and rhythmic acoustic guitar.

All in all, 1925 had a wealth of music that any music lover can spend a few weeks, if not a full year, exploring.

Agamemnon Never Had It So Good

The creeping crabgrass sprouts…
And in a malaise of malcontent challenges the
        wafting, drafting hydrocarbons.
        A lawn of moldering green cadavers.
Mercury, mercury, everywhere, and not a drop
        to drink.
The salmon croaks. the sardine croaks, the crimson
        crawdad croaks, even the warted frog croaks.
But do crooks croak? Nay!
O, justice, thou art not blind —
         a bit deaf maybe — but not blind!
All that is left are saltines and brushed suede.
Thus we reach Armageddon.

—Zumwalt (late 1970s?)

I have been going through Louis Armstrong’s recorded catalogue, and such a treat! I love this video of Louis and his all-stars performing “Someday” from 1962. This was almost a year after all-star clarinetist Barney Bigard left the band and was replaced with Joe Darensbourg, and about 20 months before Louis recorded his version of “Hello Dolly” which when released the following year in 1964 would push the Beatles out of the top spot in the charts for 14 consecutive weeks. Yes, only Louismania could contend with Beatlemania!

YOUTUBE VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDg–Bb79YM

This should also warm your heart for the holiday seasons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elJb_Inyazk