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Three poems published today at The Good Men Project

Three Zumwalt poems were published as featured content today at The Good Men Project: https://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/faceoff-on-facebook/

This is quite an honor to have three lengthy poems of this level of density and abstraction published on a high-traffic site like The Good Men Project. Please visit if you have a minute.

This is a highly visited online publication per Gemini AI: “The Good Men Project: ~2 – 3 Million monthly visitors (varies by source, sometimes listed as 1.9M unique visitors)

FYI -- the formatting for "roads closed" was lost when posted on their site.

Here is the original formatting for this one poem of the three that couldn't be presented as intended:

Roads closed

Initiating Wednesday's walk,
forecasted clear skies invitingly promise
an encouraging outing

past the open door
into childhood,
a muddy playground of grimy, tarnished trinkets,
hand-me-down souvenirs,
and overexposed negatives,

then the path
leading
to the
classroom
and its subjects:
Karen,
Gordon,
Bruce,
Janet,
Jane,
and that guy that got into trouble now and then.
Oh, yeah, that was me.

There are uncountable, unaccountable potholes
taunting my feet,
one of which, always, unexpectedly,
gets caught in their hidden recesses:
forward momentum
turned into
brutal falls.

There are alley ways:


narrow, some unpaved,
that once entered,
and
encountering
an
un-
navigable
dead end
, are
a
bear
to
back
out

simply
un-ne-go-ti-a-ble

I visited the city of our first year
—together—
as I often do...
but now
vanished
is much of
the interior
of that corner café
where we first met:
its outside signage
rusted and illegible.

Gone are one, two places where we together
—arms locked—
stretched
our budget
to buy groceries.

Only that first store remains
the other
now
missing
now
vague mysteries


the apartment is still there
but not the stairs

were there elevators
in our wing?

ever?

There had to be
but they are just
walls now...

Moving on to our
second city
I find much less:
gone are most roads
not sure who the
president was
of the HOA,
the White House.

Don't ask me of the cities in-between
I am lucky to know this one
but yet —
who called to see us yesterday?
I can remember my first kiss at six
but not who last rang the doorbell.

Echoes
scurry about
sniffing the decay,
detritus,
and their own
droppings,
quickly
down
gutter
holes
and cellar openings:

now but an uninvited, unwanted
tourist in the ruins
clutching the few remaining pages
of a guidebook
with print
too small.

The clouds have gathered.
Flashes and flashbacks peek out,
fearful of the shadows their own light casts.

They can't craft an outline,
a paragraph, a complete sentence.

I don't know what I don't know,
I never have —
but I do remember what I don't
remember

and no amount of
careful
remodeling
will ever set that right.

— zumwalt (2025)

Concept of a Plan

Concept of a Plan

Here is “The Great Healthcare Plan,”
The finest concept known to man.
No need to think of how this works
Or who this helps and who this hurts.

This policy is the greatest, most wonderful healthcare dream,
The biggest savings anyone has ever known or seen.
We’ll slash the drugs, making deals with forced consent,
By three hundred, four hundred — five hundred percent!

We can’t pay off the middle men,
That’s up to you to do, my friend.
If you need more to make you well,
Then just follow our plan,
straight to…
well…
straight to where I might one day dwell.

— zumwalt (January 2026)

News stories:
https://www.npr.org/2026/01/15/nx-s1-5678654/trump-great-healthcare-plan-video-announcement-aca-premiums https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/15/politics/trump-health-care-plan

A sure bet

A sure bet

The pick and roll is part of play,
And catch what coach has got to say.
But there’s a more important task:
Collecting bags of major cash.

You miss the shot, you miss the rim,
While placing bets outside the gym.
We take the bribe to slip and fall,
No cap, it’s part of basketball.

We fill the jerseys up with green,
The wildest flex you’ve ever seen.
We pray the Feds don’t watch the game,
Or we’ll get cooked and take the blame.

It’s great to hang with looks that slay,
To drive the whips and soak the rays.
To hit the clubs and play the field,
To party hard and never yield.

But danger lurks in losing games,
Not from the fans or public shame:
Don’t leave behind some mid-wit tell,
That turns your set-up into some
cringey,
grungy,
hoopless cell.

— zumwalt (January 2026)

New Story:
https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/15/sport/basketball-charges-gambling-scheme


Speaking Facetiously

Speaking Facetiously

Look at all the things I’m doing,
Stopping trouble while it’s brewing.
Midterms bring my party danger,
Turning winners into traitors.

I have made the country stronger:
Let me stay a little longer.
Keep elections out of reach,
For if we lose, who gets impeached?

— zumwalt (Jan. 2026)

take this

“take this” is the latest published Zumwalt poem, published today at Ink Sweat & Tears: https://inksweatandtears.co.uk/zumwalt/

Shared poem from Rattle

I enjoyed this poem.about modern poetry, and so sharing. Please share in comments any poems you have written about poetry or like by other poets.

https://rattle.com/writing-modern-poetry-or-dont-worry-hes-fine-now-by-rachel-greve/

Large Language Model Limerick

Large Language Model Limerick

This poet has run out of drink,
With no further incentive to think,
So a prompt-driven app
Now spits out my crap,
Spewing poems as I watch my brain shrink.

No More Cornborers

No More Cornborers

My steel-wool scrubbed & Comet-clean spuds
grate with injurious gusto
Protect the enamel at all costs!
And a sheen is added to our distended
esophagus.
Wintry blasts of fluoride and chlorophyll
attack the waste
But only further pollute the abused
frame.
Death enters the corridors, stalking stealthily
in the Ajax-whiteness.
All is blinding! There is no more gray!
Josephine is become a slaughter-baron.
Ammonia chokes us all


—Zumwalt
[1981?]

Donroe Doctrine

Donroe Doctrine

He lied about what was in store,
To launch a swift, two-hour war.
But our boss won’t explain,
Now we’re in for more pain
in a far away place,
In a very messy state
with a lengthy, complicated, intricate case
of having much, much more on our plate
than we ever should have ever,
ever, 
ever 
asked for.

— zumwait (Jan. 2026)

Von Bock Was A Pansy

Von Bock Was A Pansy

Those iron plates that churned the mud and gravel
Impress me not.
The rifled bore was, and is a crashing bore,
I shut my eyes to the breechblock and
Do not care for thermite.
I recoil from venturi.
I have only cutting remarks for the bayonet;
C.B.W. stinks.
Give me Gandhi & Walden, with a little pickle
On the side, and I am content.
Blood-red waiters make me yawn.

—Zumwalt
[Early 1980s?]