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Archive for March 11, 2026

Two Limericks to Help Forget the War

It’s always great to see one of Zumwalt’s poems published at New Verse News.

They were sent a pair of limericks, one of which they published today:

https://newversenews.blogspot.com/2026/03/limerick-to-help-forget-war-for-moment.html

They chose the best one to publish, I think. Here is the original submission:

Two Limericks to Help Forget the War

There once was a gal called Noem
Who booted folks out of their home—
With her dumb ads misplay,
Swore Trump gave the okay—
Now she’s the butt of my limerick poem.

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With a face like a serial killer,
He belongs in a cheap horror thriller;
Some call him a bum
Or the worst of the scum,
But to me he’s just Stephen Miller.

— zumwalt (03/2026)

This brings Zumwalt’s streak at New Verse News to five consecutive months. Per Gemini AI (which is even less trustworthy than your average politician) this is a record.

Oh, yes, we have a third limerick in the photo above! (Not by Zumwalt.)