zumpoems

This just in:

President Trump is renaming

The Department of Defense to
The Department of War

The Department of the Treasury to
The Department of the Shamelessly Wealthy

The Department of the Interior to
The Department of Exploitation

The Department of Commerce to
The Department of Tariffs

The Department of Labor to
The Department of the Indentured

The Department of Agriculture to
The Department of Agrobusiness

The Department of Housing and Urban Development to
The Department of Real Estate Developers

The Department of Transportation to
The Department of Congestion and Fumes

The Department of Energy to
The Department of Oil and No Windmills

The Department of Education
The Department of Denial of History

The Department of Veterans Affairs to
The Department of Veteran Neglect

The Department of Homeland Security to
The Department of Homeland Surveillance

The Department of Health and Human Services to
The Department of Disease and Ignorant Ramblings

The Department of Justice to

The Department of Justice to
The Department of Corruption, Blackmail and Revenge