THIS JUST IN
This just in:
President Trump is renaming
The Department of Defense to
The Department of War
The Department of the Treasury to
The Department of the Shamelessly Wealthy
The Department of the Interior to
The Department of Exploitation
The Department of Commerce to
The Department of Tariffs
The Department of Labor to
The Department of the Indentured
The Department of Agriculture to
The Department of Agrobusiness
The Department of Housing and Urban Development to
The Department of Real Estate Developers
The Department of Transportation to
The Department of Congestion and Fumes
The Department of Energy to
The Department of Oil and No Windmills
The Department of Education
The Department of Denial of History
The Department of Veterans Affairs to
The Department of Veteran Neglect
The Department of Homeland Security to
The Department of Homeland Surveillance
The Department of Health and Human Services to
The Department of Disease and Ignorant Ramblings
The Department of Justice to
The Department of Justice to
The Department of Corruption, Blackmail and Revenge
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